I have given this such a formal title and have been working on it starting 2 months before my actual departure. I want to make sure it is actually funny. Not sure I achieved that.
So ahem....
K-TOWN lessons
1. Brown and black do in fact match
2. sweeping canines and allowing them to climb into a box of hedgehogs is normal.
3. Grown men will giggle when you smile at them in a restaurant.
4. That is not a purse it is a murse. Get it right.
5. Two males riding on a motorcycle is perfectly acceptable.
6. There is no such thing as personal space, silly you.
7. High water pants are stylish. Hyun bin approves and if he does...
well it must be true..
8. That drunk man WILL sit next to you and leer at you on the subway. Don't presume differently.
9. Fast food signs are glorious.
10. "Small face" is a compliment "big face" is a put down.
11. There is literally a coffee shop on EVERY CORNER, sometimes 2.
12. Stop playing hide-in-seek with that trash can. It WILL WIN.13. The Apocalypse is happening every Saturday...or someone is selling oranges.
14. Korea is the best. Japan is not.
15. You will always look better when you are thinner.
16. Everyday you do in fact look tired.
17. Subway doors may catch you. be careful. (that goes for you Izette.)
18. Even if there is room around you, that old woman still reserves the right to hit you. sorry.
19. Bra + top does equal "Bratop." Thanks uniclo clothing
20. Psy is the BEST PERFORMER IN THE WORLD. don't doubt it....
21. The answer to "Thank you." is NOT "You're welcome" it is "YES."
22. Jeonpo station has 132 stairs.
23. Despite thinking differently their is only one answer to "How are you?" and it happens to be "Fine thanks and you."
24. Everyday I am shuffling.
25. If you are stuck in your bathroom and know how to say "help me" in Korean (TWAJuesayo) you will be forever known to your school administrator as "TWAJUSEAYO."
AND that's all She wrote...for now. unless I think of some more.
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